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EVIL FORTUNE COOKIE

If you already know you are a big loser, you don't need this app. For the 99% of you who think you have a life or are somehow cool, Evil Fortune Cookie will set you straight.

We are not here to make you feel bad about yourself; just to prepare you for the inevitable. But don't take our word for it; here are a few comments from our users:

- "I thought my life had hit rock bottom, but thanks to iEvil Fortune Cookie, I realized that my life is better now than it ever will be." - formeroptimist

- "Thank you iEvil Fortune Cookie for warning me about my cheating boyfriend and my backstabbing best friend." - illgeteven

- "I've changed my mind about having children after learning the monsters they will become. You have saved me a lot of headaches." - newlyfree

Learn what life has in store for you today!

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Programming by William Chu