Evil Fortune Cookie
2.83★
Ratings: 466
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App Description
EVIL FORTUNE COOKIE
If you already know you are a big loser, you don't need this app. For the 99% of you who think you have a life or are somehow cool, Evil Fortune Cookie will set you straight.
We are not here to make you feel bad about yourself; just to prepare you for the inevitable. But don't take our word for it; here are a few comments from our users:
- "I thought my life had hit rock bottom, but thanks to iEvil Fortune Cookie, I realized that my life is better now than it ever will be." - formeroptimist
- "Thank you iEvil Fortune Cookie for warning me about my cheating boyfriend and my backstabbing best friend." - illgeteven
- "I've changed my mind about having children after learning the monsters they will become. You have saved me a lot of headaches." - newlyfree
Learn what life has in store for you today!
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Programming by William Chu