Roast My Room: AI Room Roaster

Think your room looks good? The AI will be the judge of that.

Roast My Room uses AI to scan your space and roast every questionable decision you've made. The cable nest behind your TV. The throw pillow covering the stain. The feng shui that's more feng shui-t. No room is safe. No decor choice goes unpunished.

HOW IT WORKS

Snap a photo of any room. AI analyzes every detail — clutter, colors, layout, cable management, that one weird poster. Get roasted in seconds.

WHAT YOU GET

A Design Crime Rating from 0 to 100 (most rooms fail). A letter grade — yes, F is on the table. A headline that hurts, and that you'll screenshot anyway. Five brutally specific roast observations. One actual Top Fix, if you're ready to change your life.

SAMPLE BURNS

"Your cable management looks like a snake had a seizure."
"That throw pillow isn't hiding anything. We see the stain."
"Congratulations, your room qualifies as a before photo."

PERFECT FOR

Roasting your own room before guests arrive. Roasting your friends' rooms — they started it. Sharing your shame on TikTok for clout. Settling the "my room is fine" argument once and for all.

SHAREABLE ROAST CARDS

Every roast generates a card with your score, grade, and worst burn — built for Instagram, TikTok, X, Snapchat, iMessage, or wherever people need to see your F rating.

FREE AND PRO

One free roast per day — enough to hurt. Pro unlocks unlimited roasts and roast history so you can track your downward spiral.

POWERED BY REAL AI

Every roast is generated fresh from your actual photo. No canned responses. Whatever is in your room, the AI finds it. And then it goes after it.

WARNING

This app will hurt your feelings. Your room will never look the same. Side effects include sudden urges to clean, rearrange furniture, and hide your cable management. All roasts are AI-generated for entertainment only — take nothing personally, especially the parts that are true.