67: Say Less
67: Say Less Summary
67: Say Less is a free, with in-app purchases iOS app in Entertainment by Quintilian. Released in Jul 2026 (1 month ago). It has 1.00 ratings with a 5.00★ (excellent) average. Based on AppGoblin estimates, it reaches roughly 36 monthly active users and generates around $<10K monthly revenue (100% IAP / 0% ads). Store last updated Aug 3, 2026
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App Description
Teen Talk, Parent Speak, and the funniest thing in between.
67: Say Less is a humor-first, two-way slang translator for families. Point it one way to understand your teen. Point it the other to text like one. It runs entirely on your phone, and it is always set to Maximum Chaos.
DECODE THE GROUP CHAT (Teen to Parent)
Paste the chaos, get plain English back. Every slang term is translated and explained with its own chip, so "She ate, no cap, but the fit was giving NPC" turns into something you can actually respond to, and you learn the vocabulary while you are at it.
RIZZ UP YOUR TEXTS (Parent to Teen)
This is the part no other app does. Type a normal parent text and 67 rewrites it in real teen slang, so you sound current instead of clueless.
"Please come home for dinner and text me when you leave" becomes "Please pull up for dinner. Hit my line when you bounce. We move."
It swaps the actual words, keeps it readable, and every swap is explained. Send it, or just enjoy watching your own text get rizzed up.
MAXIMUM CHAOS, ALWAYS
No settings to fiddle with, no tone dials. Every translation goes straight for the funniest version we can pull off, family-safe.
THE DICTIONARY OF CHAOS
A 500-term glossary, searchable and tagged Current, Fading, or Risky, written so parents actually get it. Terms from the book 67: A Naturalist's Field Guide to the Teenage Dialect open a full Field Guide view, complete with species name, habitat, call, and a field note for the responsible adult.
15 ERA TRANSLATORS
Victorian. 1920s Jazz Age. Cowboy Western. Corporate Speak. Pirate. Shakespeare-ish. 2000s AIM. Internet Brainrot. And more. Send "go to bed" as "The night hath come. Retire, ere I speak in verse about it." Yes. Unfortunately.
LIGHT ROAST ONLY
Funny, not cruel. Playful, not hateful. A built-in safety filter keeps every translation family-safe, in both directions, and quietly declines anything that crosses the line.
IT NEVER READS YOUR TEXTS
No accounts, no ads, no analytics, no data collection. You choose what to type, paste, or dictate, and every translation runs on your device. Nothing you write is ever sent anywhere.
FREE AND PREMIUM
Free gets 10 translations a week, both directions, the full 500-term glossary, and 5 saved favorites. Premium unlocks everything: unlimited translations, all 15 era translators, unlimited favorites, conversation logs, and sharing.
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