Get ready for the adventure of a lifetime… whether you want to or not!

One second, Armanda was just minding her business. The next? She’s sucked into a mysterious console, she’s trapped in a glitchy, pixelated nightmare where gravity is optional, pirate cannons fire whenever they feel like it, and the only way out is to platform her way through increasingly ridiculous worlds.

Now, armed with a sassy attitude, a questionable set of attachments, and a deep regret for ever touching the console, Armanda must out-jump, out-swing, and out-snark the Console itself—before she’s stuck here forever.

Features:

Fast-Paced Platforming:
Run, jump, swing, and smash your way through levels that are definitely not OSHA-approved. Precision jumps, quick reflexes, and the occasional moment of panic are all part of the fun!

Wild Attachments:
Who needs boring weapons when you can switch between a grappling hook, a power drill, and a claw straight out of an arcade machine? Smash, grab, and drill your way through obstacles with questionable safety regulations!

Ever-Changing Worlds:
No two levels feel the same! One moment you’re defying gravity, the next you’re jumping over lava and dodging cannonballs like it’s a pirate showdown. Expect surprises, twists, and at least one moment where you question your life choices.

Gravity? What Gravity?
Hit the right switch, and suddenly up is down, down is up, and Armanda is wondering why she didn’t eat a lighter breakfast. Master the gravity-shifting mechanics before they master you!

Explosive Mayhem:
Cannons, drills, collapsing platforms—this world has it all. If something isn’t trying to crush you, explode near you, or launch you into the void… are you even playing a video game?

Snarky Banter:
Armanda and the Console are the duo you never knew you needed. Expect sarcastic one-liners, frustrated rants, and a constant battle of wits as Armanda strongly considers unplugging the Console forever.

Catchy Retro-Inspired Soundtrack:
Jam out to a fun, energetic soundtrack that keeps your heart pumping—even when you're trying to survive yet another gravity shift.

A Story Full of Surprises:
What’s really going on inside this console? Is there a way out, or is Armanda stuck forever? (No spoilers, but let’s just say… you’ll want to keep playing.)

Do you have what it takes to esc