67: Say Less
67: Say Less Summary
67: Say Less is a free, with in-app purchases Android app in Entertainment by QUINTILIAN. Released in Sep 2026 (2 months ago). It has about 34+ installs Based on AppGoblin estimates, it reaches roughly 14 monthly active users and generates around $<10K monthly revenue (100% IAP / 0% ads). Store last updated Sep 4, 2026
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Teen talk, decoded. Translate group chats, rizz up your texts, skip the cringe.
Your teen said "she ate, no cap, the rizzler is bussin" and you nodded like you understood. You did not understand.
67: Say Less translates both directions. Paste the group chat and get plain English back, with a chip for every slang term so you actually learn the vocabulary. Or type a normal parent text and watch it get rewritten in real teen slang, so you sound current instead of clueless.
It is a humor app first. The translations are supposed to be funny.
TWO WAYS TO TRANSLATE
Teen to Parent — Paste the chaos, get plain English. Every slang term comes back tagged and explained, so the next group chat is a little less cryptic.
Parent to Teen — Type "please clean your room" and get something your kid will actually read. Sincere things stay sincere. Everything else gets rizzed up.
500-TERM GLOSSARY
Searchable and tagged Current, Fading, or Risky, and written so parents actually get it. Terms sourced from the book open a full Field Guide entry with species name, habitat, call, and field notes intact.
STRAIGHT FROM THE BOOK
The flagship glossary comes from the book 67: Say Less. The app is the field kit; the book is the field guide.
15 ERA TRANSLATORS
Victorian. 1920s Jazz Age. Cowboy Western. Corporate Speak. Pirate. Shakespeare-ish. 2000s AIM. Internet Brainrot. Send your kid a chore reminder in iambic-adjacent pentameter. They will have questions.
LIGHT ROAST ONLY
Funny, not cruel. Playful, not hateful. Minor burns are allowed; actual bullying is not. The built-in filter keeps every translation family-safe in both directions, and if something crosses the line the app sits it out instead of repeating it.
VOICE, PASTE, TYPE
Dictate with on-device speech recognition, paste the group chat, or type it out. Copy or save anything worth keeping.
IT NEVER READS YOUR TEXTS
67: Say Less does not read your messages, access your conversations, or monitor anything. You choose what to type, paste, or dictate. Every translation runs entirely on your device, and nothing you write is sent anywhere.
FREE EVERY WEEK
10 free translations a week, the full 500-term glossary, both directions, and 5 saved favorites. No account, no sign-up.
PREMIUM
Unlimited translations, all 15 era translators, unlimited favorites, and sharing. Available as a monthly or yearly subscription, or a one-time lifetime unlock.
Subscriptions renew until cancelled and can be managed or cancelled any time in Google Play. Lifetime is a one-time purchase with nothing to cancel.
It is a joke app about how teenagers talk. Sometimes it is fire, sometimes it is giving "my parent found an app." Both are the point.