Battery Panic

Help Celly the panicked phone find a charger before he hits 0%. Jump fast!

⚡ BATTERY PANIC ⚡
Starring CELLY — the world's most stressed-out smartphone.

It's 3 AM. Celly is at 1%. The charger is somewhere up there.
Every second counts. Every jump matters. And TikTok is STILL
running in the background, you absolute menace.

JUMP. CHARGE. SURVIVE. DIE. REPEAT.

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🔋 POOR CELLY NEEDS YOUR HELP
Celly woke up at 1% battery and you left the charger all the
way over there. Classic. Now it's a race against time (and
gravity) as Celly leaps between glowing powerbars trying to
reach precious electricity before the screen goes dark forever.

💀 THE STAKES ARE REAL
Miss a powerbar? Gravity wins. Battery hits 0%? It's over.
The fail messages will haunt you:
• "TikTok finished the job."
• "You trusted a gas station charger."
• "Brightness was at 100%. Rookie move."
• "27 notifications appeared at once."
• "The cable only worked at one angle."

📱 FEATURES THAT'LL DRAIN YOUR ACTUAL BATTERY
⚡ ONE-TAP GAMEPLAY — Tap to jump, that's it. Your thumbs
will thank you. Your dignity won't.
⚡ 25+ CHAOTIC LEVELS — Climb through airport lounges,
nightclubs, haunted basements, Tokyo anime shops, pirate
ships, dungeons, and more locations Celly should not be in.
⚡ BATTERY PICKUPS — Grab floating charge pellets for a
precious +1%. Celly will cry tears of joy.
⚡ APP NOTIFICATION HAZARDS — Rogue social media icons fly
across the screen trying to knock Celly off. Rude.
⚡ DYNAMIC POWERBAR COLORS — Watch everything turn red as
your battery dies. It's both beautiful and terrifying.
⚡ RIDICULOUS SHARE SCREEN — Brag to your friends with a
screenshot and dare them to beat your run.
⚡ BANGING SOUNDTRACK — 8-bit chiptune chaos that matches
your rising blood pressure.

🎯 TRACK YOUR SHAME
• BEST RUN — how high you climbed
• DEATHS — how often you failed Celly
• LONGEST PANIC — your longest survival streak

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🧠 WHO IS THIS GAME FOR?
✔ People who've ever said "just 5 more minutes" at 4%
✔ Anyone who's watched their battery die mid-rideshare
✔ Folks who treat phone charging like a speedrun
✔ Players who enjoy suffering in short bursts
✔ Fans of endless climbers with ZERO chill

❌ NOT FOR:
✘ People with calm nervous systems
✘ Anyone who keeps their battery above 50%
✘ People who remember to plug in overnight (who ARE you?)

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🏆 WARNING: Highly Addictive
Side effects of Battery Panic may include:
- Yelling at your phone
- Developing a parasocial bond with Celly
- Actually plugging your real phone in for once
- Aggressive thumb tapping
- Muttering "one more run" 47 times

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FREE TO PLAY. FREE TO RAGE. FREE TO BLAME THE CHARGER CABLE.

Will Celly make it? That's entirely your fault if not.